More crazy...

Last nite I gave Jack some tylenol. I looked at the dosage and it said 46-59lbs AND 6-8yrs. Really? Have they seen Jack? He's 3 and 55lbs! So, what did I do? I gave him the bottle and said, 'Here, take a swig!' I may win mother of the year for that one! Then a couple of days before... Jack wanted to help Ben brush his teeth. Ok you say... Well, Ben comes in the kitchen with Beaudreaux's Butt Paste all over him. Jack said, 'Well, it's paste!' Wow!!